"Hi, My Name Is"

You don't know me, but I go by DHoov206 mainly because I'm stupid enough to think that having such a slight pseudonym would be enough to give me a veil of anonymity. Having had the 'privilege' of meeting an FBI agent two days prior to my college graduation swiftly curbed that naïvety. So one of the original bloggers of "Joints and Cheese" happened to be a long-time friend of mine, and he left this blog to me, as sadly he passed on July 19, 2013, when I asked him if he wanted to keep posting for Joints and Cheese. 

"Lowkey fucked-up..."

There's a lot more where that came from. Anyways he and his friends, I suppose due to their incredible ability to both apply to and then receive offers for grown-up people jobs, no longer had time to maintain Joints and Cheese—so here I am.

My hero!

I don't have much more to say other than keep your eyes out for my next post because then you'll know what you're getting into by keeping "Joints and Cheese" alongside your bookmarked tabs of Facebook and RedTube. Jews are the manifestation of God's wrath on the sinners of the world.

The fuck did that come from?

For now I'm getting pretty tired and so this might be deleted in the morning when I realize that my (hopefully non-addictive) sleep meds don't induce humorous writing quite like finals-cramming amounts of Adderall do, but keep your eyes out (I already said that) and I'll get at you tomorrow. Keep gettin' turnt up out there.

And no, I don't know what that means.

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Azealia Banks, Armin Van Buuren and Temper Trap/RAC

Azealia Banks dropped a new track called JUMANJI, which brings very similar bounce to that of "212" but I'd say has a superior instrumental hook. JUMANJI is definitely in step with her other work, if not better. I love Azealia, I really do. She's crisp concise and flavorful. JUMANJI brings the energy, flows and spirit of a dame who has been mastering the game since its inception. I love this up and comer, she's like the bastard child of Nikki Minaj and a Brooklyn's Hipster out to avenge herself from her horrible parents.

In addition, here's some new Armin for you. Its called "We are Here to Make Some Noise." It follows pretty closely along with his body of work. Regardless, Armin is the biggest Trance DJ in the world for a reason. This track roams a little into the category of progressive house, but Buuren says he is not going to depart from trance.I remember watching his Ultra set online and just being blown away. He doesn't disappoint on this track.

Armin Van Buuren- We Are Here to Make Some Noise 






Temper Trap and RAC combine. Enough said.