"Hi, My Name Is"

You don't know me, but I go by DHoov206 mainly because I'm stupid enough to think that having such a slight pseudonym would be enough to give me a veil of anonymity. Having had the 'privilege' of meeting an FBI agent two days prior to my college graduation swiftly curbed that naïvety. So one of the original bloggers of "Joints and Cheese" happened to be a long-time friend of mine, and he left this blog to me, as sadly he passed on July 19, 2013, when I asked him if he wanted to keep posting for Joints and Cheese. 

"Lowkey fucked-up..."

There's a lot more where that came from. Anyways he and his friends, I suppose due to their incredible ability to both apply to and then receive offers for grown-up people jobs, no longer had time to maintain Joints and Cheese—so here I am.

My hero!

I don't have much more to say other than keep your eyes out for my next post because then you'll know what you're getting into by keeping "Joints and Cheese" alongside your bookmarked tabs of Facebook and RedTube. Jews are the manifestation of God's wrath on the sinners of the world.

The fuck did that come from?

For now I'm getting pretty tired and so this might be deleted in the morning when I realize that my (hopefully non-addictive) sleep meds don't induce humorous writing quite like finals-cramming amounts of Adderall do, but keep your eyes out (I already said that) and I'll get at you tomorrow. Keep gettin' turnt up out there.

And no, I don't know what that means.