Solution to Mass Societal Depression

98.6% (made that up) of Americans drive on paved roads every day, so why are they such an ugly shade of gray grey gray? Seems like if we use something so much and put it everywhere we might want to make it a little more aesthetically pleasing and a little less ugly and depressing. 

So I introduce to you my solution to mass societal depression/a display of my Paint® skills:

Streets of the Future

Bet you didn't even notice it was a gloomy, overcast day did you? Too focused on the wonderfully bright and chipper street, huh?

I picked baby blue (technically Sky Blue) because, you know, it just made more sense than white or yellow or neon orange. Soft on the eyes and matches trees and shit. I bet Leslie Knope would fund the crap outta this! Or democrats. Seriously though, how much more expensive would it be to add a little blue paint to the cement mixture? And tell me you wouldn't drive the fuck, block party the fuck and run the fuck think about running the fuck out of these streets? Homeless people would rejoice because they could brag they get to sleep on clouds every night. 

(Which would be good as there'd be a lot more homeless people because let's be honest, you'd get taxed up the ying-yang. Or you could make billions selling cloud-front property.)

K I'm done now.